Chapter 24
In the south of Ancheng, where Bai Mei once passed, there was a mountain on which stood a stone more than three people high.
The old people say that it is a spiritual stone falling from the sky, which can control the monsters living on this side of the water and soil and keep the peace of the people on this side.
The villagers at the foot of the mountain are obviously convinced of this legend. They not only name their village Lingshi Cun, but also call the mountain Lingshi Mountain and the stone Lingshi Lord. Even every time they go up the mountain to hunt and cut wood, they have to worship in front of the stone.
"Worship this Lingshi Lord is more spiritual than worship the Bodhisattva in that temple!" Old people often say so.
As an orphan with no name or surname, Stone grew up eating a hundred meals in Lingshi Village, which is relatively rich. Naturally, he will help the old and young in this village to do something within his power, such as going up the mountain to collect firewood.
On this day, Stone ran to the front of the boulder to worship and make a wish while collecting firewood according to his usual habit, but suddenly hesitated.
..... What wish should I make? Grandma Liu in the village is a nice person and has already given herself a full meal; Aunt Zhang also gave herself a clip of clothes and barely wore warm clothes; The war is over; I also picked up a lot of firewood enough for Uncle Li... So, what wish should I make?
Stone thought and thought, suddenly had a good idea.
"Lingshi adult bless, send a fairy down let me meet? Lord Lingshi bless me, even if it's just a small immortal with no skill, let me meet it..." Stone chanted... It is said that this immortal is hard to see, and the people you see will always be famous if they are rich or expensive... If only they could meet one!
In that case...
After chanting, Stone woke up contentedly from his fantasy, looked up, but was taken aback.
A woman dressed in black, half leaning on this huge rock, holding a sword without scabbard, looked at her.
The woman's black dress has been worn out, with numerous scars on her body, but her eyes are still bright, with three points of arrogance and seven points of alert, only staring at Stone.
If Stone were Bai Mei, he would surely recognize that this woman was the one who was lucky enough to escape in the cave that day; If it is Lu Zhai, his eyes will definitely shine. Calling friends will seize the other party for a job.
But Stone just smiled and enjoyed it.
"God... immortals?!" Seems to be the one in distress? Hey hey, blessed are you...
Hey hey hey hey...
The winter in Linguo this year is extremely cold.
Before the arrival of this winter, when Emperor Yan's car was still on its way from the battlefield to the capital, the emperor's biological father died.
It is said that Emperor Yan and her father have always been close. Upon hearing the news, they ended the war in a hurry, accepted the request of the other party for peace talks, and hurried back. However, they still failed to catch up with the last one. In grief, they vomited blood and became seriously ill.
But Emperor Yan's sadness is more like a joke in the eyes of some people.
In the words of the first emperor's own sister: "If she really cares about her father, why bother to leave her for personal expedition, why bother to get a prostitute halfway out, and put a goblin beside her before the filial piety period... Hum, where do you put your ancestors' family laws!"
..... Under the great pressure of public opinion, the young emperor smiled and placed Bai Mei in Ningde's palace.
"Help me take good care of it, won't there be any more problems?" Anping Yanxuan raised his eyebrows, half expecting and half threatening to look at his love general.
What else can Ningde say and do?
Fortunately, Bai Mei was at least very quiet and easy to serve at first.
Ningde comforts itself.
Originally, she was afraid that the woman who came out of this happy show would think she was proud for a while and turn her home upside down.
In fact, Bai Mei is really quiet.
Although, before long, Ningde's home was still in a mess.
The cause of the chaos is very simple. It comes from His Majesty Yan's first attempt to like a person at a loss.
And not only Anping Yanxuan is at a loss, but all the confidants around her don't know what to do.
The discussion on how to please a woman was carried out under the organization of His Majesty Anping's most trusted and oldest Shi Qin Gong Shi among a bunch of people. Silent for a long time... to please people, but also the process should not be too complicated and too long, most importantly, not to inadvertently offend an actor who may also have dignity... Finally, someone timidly came up with an idea.
-It's easy to please men, nothing more than using sweet words and sending some gouache jewelry. Which one can not smile like welcoming? Although this time it is a woman, but Huan Guan was born, I think I must also like these...
Words haven't say that finish, was Shi Qin stared back.
Hum! I am also a man, why don't I like gouache jewelry? ... though... cough! Do you want to say that your majesty has a bad eye and looks at a woman so vulgar? Besides, if it doesn't work but offends people, it will be difficult to save it...
There is also a wonderful skill.
-To please a woman is very simple, nothing more than a few words of ingratiation, say some intimate soft words, which can not move? As long as it is a woman, there is no one who does not like to be taken...
In the process of discussion, it was despised by everyone's eyes and returned to his stomach.
Which advantage of Bai Mei are you always going to praise and ingratiate yourself with? Beautiful? Can dance? More than a man...? Be careful to be kicked out as irony first...